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       "Hearken to this!!" What two ladies of the Lost in Space world pronounce this bold directive? You guessed it: Brynhilda the Valkyrie and Noble Niolani, a highly ranked leader of the Condor nation of female warriors. While dramatizing Dr. Smith's original play about Norse mythology, Will, Penny, and Dr. Smith accidentally conjure up the Norse god Thor’s gloves and hammer. First Dr. Smith and then Will are spirited away to Valhalla by Brynhilda, on her white winged horse. With these events, the second season episode "The Space Vikings" begins. 

        Later in the second season, the episode "The Colonists" also offers us an example of a strong female leader of a nation: Noble Niolani arrives on the planet the Robinsons are inhabiting and proceeds to disable the elaborate radio relay stations the Robinsons are trying to get up and running. (Note the early appearance of this episode’s "battle of the sexes" theme: Will casts doubt on Judy and Penny’s ability to work their radio relay station, a sentiment to which the Robot responds by stating, "They are intelligent and highly trained." Will bites back with: "I know, but you know girls . . .")

        Sure enough, a minor glitch does occur in the Robinson girls’ radio work: Judy forgets to place the battery in the radio relay station! This error is corrected, but not for long: Noble Niolani’s first radio station conquest is the girls’ station; she blows up their unit’s system and spirits the girls off to her camp, where she begins instructing them regarding the natural superiority of the female and the natural inferiority of the male. (Note that, as in the third season episode "The Promised Planet," Penny Robinson is characterized as being psychologically malleable: indeed, it seems our Penny can be brainwashed quite easily!)

        A catfight between Brynhilda and Noble Niolani would be a glorious sight to behold! Two female warriors duking it out, for themselves and for their nations—one a blonde, Nordic fighter with ruddy cheeks and a substantial build . . . the other a slender, lithe combatant in a form-fitting black suit and a deadly piece of headgear. Who would win the fray?

        Frankly, it’s not an easy question. Noble Niolani stands alone; she is involved with no man (unless one counts Smith in his short-lived role as Niolani’s "consort"). Surely, her slender build would help her effect some cat-like moves that could help her in a physical fight, whereas Brynhilda might be weighted down by her girth and furs.


        And is Brynhilda’s independence akin to that of Niolani? At first glance, it might seem that Brynhilda is merely Thor’s "helpmeet," rather than a fiercely independent woman like Niolani. But during the give-and-take of Thor and Hildie’s discussions, spats, feasting, and singing in Valhalla, we can see that Brynhilda is really the power behind Thor’s throne. Indeed, it is Brynhilda who has to create and orchestrate new challenges for Thor to meet . . . to help bolster his own sense of masculinity. Thus, Brynhilda is better able to manipulate and control men than is Noble Niolani.

boxing.gif (257 bytes)Add this to the fact that Niolani is defeated when the Robinsons blow up the Condor nation's purification arch, and we can see that the winner of a catfight between Brynhilda and Niolani would be Brynhilda.

 

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