| A brutish product of the mineral world |
| a complete moron |
| addlepated amateur |
| addlepated armor-bearer |
| a dear friend |
| a dear, dear friend |
| a heroic Robot |
| aluminum canary |
| a many splendored thing |
| a menial |
| animated weather station |
| a noble Robot |
| a real great goose |
| arrogant automaton |
| a servant |
| a servant-companion |
| assassin |
| astigmatic automaton |
| automated oaf |
| a veritable bloodhound |
| a very sick Robot |
| Babbling birdbrain |
| babbling booby |
| babbling bumpkin |
| bellicose bumpkin |
| big mouth |
| blithering blatherskite |
| blithering booby |
| blithering bumpkin |
| bloated blimp |
| blundering bag of bolts |
| booby |
| bookmaking booby |
| boy |
| brave soldier |
| broken-down has-been |
| brutish product of the mineral world |
| bubblebrain |
| bubblehead |
| bubble-headed booby |
| buddy |
| bulbous bumpkin |
| bumbling bag of bolts |
| bumbling bird-brain |
| bumbling booby |
| bumbling bucket of bolts |
| bumbling cracker-barrel |
| bumptious bird-brain |
| bumptious booby |
| bumptious braggart |
| bungler |
| bungling incompetent |
| Cackling cacophony |
| cackling canister |
| cackling clod |
| cackling computer |
| cackling cookoo |
| cackling coward |
| cackling cracker-barrel |
| cantankerous clod |
| cantankerous, cold-hearted clod |
| cantankerous, cold-hearted clump |
| caterwauling clod |
| cautious clump |
| chattering magpie |
| chief gardener |
| chum |
| clanking clod |
| clod |
| clod-like collection of condensers |
| clumsy clod |
| clumsy clot |
| clumsy clump |
| clumsy has-been |
| clunker |
| "coach" |
| complete moron |
| computerized clod |
| computerized clump |
| confused compass |
| coward |
| cowardly clump |
| cowardly friend |
| cumbersome clod |
| cumbersome clump |
| cybernetic simpleton |
| cybernetic skeptic |
| Dear boy |
| dear friend |
| dear old friend |
| defective detective |
| dehumanized lie-dispenser |
| demented diode |
| deplorable dummy |
| deplorable dunderhead |
| despotic dunce |
| digital dunce |
| digitized dunce |
| dippity dunce |
| disreputable dunderhead |
| disreputable dunce |
| Dr. Dunderhead |
| doddering dolt |
| doddering dunce |
| doddering dunderhead |
| dunce |
| dunderhead |
| dundering dolt |
| Elephantine Adam |
| elevator operator |
| evasive coward |
| Ferrous Frankenstein |
| fiend in tin clothing |
| flabbering flunky |
| floundering flunky |
| fool |
| foolish fop |
| frightful fractious frump |
| frozen Eskimo |
| fugitive from a junkyard |
| fugitive from a junk heap |
| fugitive from a scrapheap |
| fugitive from a scrap metal yard |
| Galloping gargoyle |
| gargantuan goose |
| garrulous gargoyle |
| ghoul |
| gigantic gargoyle |
| glass-headed friend |
| goose |
| "great and noble sire" |
| gregarious gremlin |
| Hard-headed harbinger of death |
| hard-headed harbinger of evil |
| hardware hyena |
| hopeless heap of tainted tin |
| hulking mass of mechanical ignorance |
| hypertensive hypochondriac |
| Idiot |
| ignominious ignoramus |
| ill-informed ignoramus |
| impersonal collection of inanimate hardware |
| incompetent idiot |
| incompetent imbecile |
| incompetent moronic lump |
| incompetent walking ingot |
| ineffectual ineptitude |
| inept goldbricker |
| inept idiot |
| infamous informer |
| ingot of ingratitude |
| ingrate |
| insensitive brute |
| insensitive clump |
| insensitive friend |
| insensitive idiot |
| insensitive machine |
| insipid ineptitude |
| iron-borne ingrate |
| irresponsible wine-bibber |
| Jabbering jackanapes |
| jabbering Jeremiah |
| jabbering Judas |
| jangling junkheap |
| John Barley-Corn |
| Judas |
| juvenile junkpile |
| Know-nothing numskull |
| Laggard |
| lame-brained lump |
| lead-lined Lothario |
| lead-lined lummox |
| lead-lined lump |
| lily-livered, lead-lined lummox |
| lily-livered lump |
| "little mother" |
| ludicrous lump |
| lugubrious laggard |
| lugubrious lump |
| Magnificent mobile |
| malicious moron |
| mass of fear |
| master chef |
| mealy-mouthed rogue |
| meandering mental midget |
| mechanical dunderhead |
| mechanical meddler |
| mechanical misery |
| mechanical misfit |
| mechanical monolith |
| mechanical moron |
| mechanical murderer |
| mechanic ham |
| meddler |
| medical school dropout |
| mediocre medical misfit |
| mental midget |
| mere mechanical structure |
| mess of metal |
| metal monstrosity |
| metallic ham |
| metallic murderer |
| miserable mass of metal |
| miserable mechanism |
| misguided mechanical misery |
| misshapen mummy |
| "Miss Mechanical Marvel" |
| Mr. Wrong-way Computer |
| monster |
| monstrous mechanized misguided moron |
| monstrous metallurgical meddler |
| monstrous mountebank |
| mumbling mass of metal |
| my assistant |
| my bosom companion |
| my brave hero |
| my dear |
| my dear boy |
| my dear child |
| my dear friend |
| my dear, dear friend |
| my dear, good friend |
| my dear, old friend |
| my electronic aide-de-camp |
| my encyclopedic friend |
| my favorite companion through incredible ordeals |
| my fellow diamond king |
| my friend |
| my impetuous friend |
| my inquisitive friend |
| my insensitive friend |
| my learned compatriot |
| my "male nurse" |
| my mechanical friend |
| my metallurgical friend |
| my metallic friend |
| my metallic hero |
| myna bird |
| my noble friend |
| my pusillanimous puppet |
| my Robot |
| my stalwart companion |
| my steely-eyed sorcerer |
| my true blue friend |
| my trusted aide |
| Nattering ninny |
| Neanderthal ninny |
| negligent ninny |
| nervous ninny |
| nickel-plated nincompoop |
| nickering ninny |
| night watchman |
| nincompoop |
| ninny |
| nobody |
| nondescript ninny |
| nothing |
| noxious ninny |
| Obsolete oaf |
| obsolete piece of scrap metal |
| old booby |
| old boy |
| our illustrious friend |
| our little friend |
| our poor, dear, sick friend |
| our real treasure |
| overcautious concoction |
| overgrown ninny |
| oversized ninny |
| oversized oaf |
| Parsimonious puppet |
| pathetic pomposity |
| pedagogical pip-squeak |
| pitiable pip-squeak |
| plasticized parrot |
| pompous pip-squeak |
| ponderous plumber |
| poor dear machine |
| poor old chap |
| poor old Robot |
| poor old thing |
| pot-bellied prankster |
| pot-bellied pumpkin |
| pot-headed prankster |
| powered prankster |
| preening popinjay |
| presumptuous pip-squeak |
| presumptious popinjay |
| pretentious pomposity |
| pretentious popinjay |
| primitive pile of pistons |
| puny pip-squeak |
| pusillanimous pinhead |
| pusillanimous pip-squeak |
| pusillanimous popinjay |
| pusillanimous puncher |
| pusillanimous punkah |
| pusillanimous puppet |
| pusillanimous tyrant |
| Quivering quintessence of fear |
| Ramshackle Romeo |
| rattletrap |
| real great goose |
| ridiculous roustabout |
| ridiculous ruin |
| Robot |
| "robust rock-hound" |
| roly-poly rowdy |
| rusty Rasputin |
| Sanctimonious scatterbrain |
| scurrilous scatterbrain |
| sententious sloth |
| servant |
| servile mechanism |
| sickening cybernetic |
| "silent sentinel" |
| silly goose |
| silly-looking bucket of bolts |
| silly old ninny |
| silly sausage |
| silly sloth |
| silly, stupid, lovable old ninny |
| silver-plated sellout |
| simple Simon |
| sir |
| sleek, sophisticated, charming companion |
| soldier |
| sorry specimen of computerhood |
| snickering cinderbox |
| "stalwart sortie" |
| stubborn clatter-brain |
| stupid |
| stupid friend |
| "sweet prince" |
| Tarnished friend |
| tarnished trumpet |
| tattletale |
| terrified mechanical dunderhead |
| that friendly servant of man |
| "that one" |
| that ridiculous Robot |
| that troublemaker |
| "the main body" |
| the proverbial Neanderthal ninny |
| this animated weather station |
| "this lovely, gorgeous creature" |
| "this one" |
| tin-plated fool |
| tin-plated fraud |
| tin-plated snitch |
| tin-plated tattletale |
| tin-plated tintinnabulation |
| tin-plated traitor |
| tin-plated tyrant |
| tintinnabulated tin can |
| tiresome thesaurus |
| traitor |
| traitorous electronic junkpile |
| traitorous tin-plated fugitive from a junkyard |
| traitorous tintinnabulation |
| traitorous tin plate |
| traitorous transistorized toad |
| treasonous tyrant |
| true blue friend |
| tyrannical tin-plate |
| Unabridged dictionary |
| unctuous underling |
| uncultured clump |
| ungrateful underling |
| ungrateful wretch |
| unspeakable insult |
| Veritable transistorized tiger |
| Weakling |
| worrywart |
| worthless electronic scrapheap |
| wretch |
| wrong-way computer |
| "You" (said with derision) |
| militant moron | |
| our representative from the military | |
| that barbarian | |
| ...from
the flattering |
 |
...to
the not so flattering |
| dear little friend | blithering Bloop | |
| delightful creature | "you" (said with derision) | |
| sweet little Debbie | simian simpleton |
| The above list was compiled by Effra,
from the
Lost in Space episodes and the following sources: |
|
 |
dementeddiode@juno.com |
|
markpnp@il.net |
|
caligula@juno.com, |
|
Tony D., and |
|
Paul Monroe in The Lost in Space Handbook |
|
Joel Eisner and Barry Magen’s _Lost in Space Forever_ |
